Archive for December, 2009
Immaculada: Do you think I’m fat?
mtnbiker4: im glad youre fat
Driving My Harrison Ford |
| Dec.31.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Elke: So who’s your favorite actor?
doulos: I like Harrison Ford.
Elke: They’re pretty cool cars you know – I wish I owned a Ford tho.
doulos: He’s actually not a car, he is an actor.
Elke: Are you sure that’s true?
doulos: Yes, I have seen him in lots of movies.
Elke: fine then
Another Self-Fulfilling Prophecy |
| Dec.06.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Cheery NOT: I think i like you but I am so scared to get involved with you because you will not like me once you get to know the real me.
GarbageHead: I think so too.
3.. 2.. 1.. Fight! |
| Dec.06.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Polish Poet: Hello. Your name sounds very poetic.
NotKirby: I can already tell this is going to be a most unpleasant conversation.
Polish Poet: Yes, quite soon.
Suspicious |
| Dec.05.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Critical Bill: Could I ask you a question?
Onyx of Borg: I don’t think so.
Critical Bill: Actually, you’re wrong, because I just did. In fact you have very little control over whether or not I ask you a question. You only have control over the answer.
Onyx of Borg: You’re just trying to figure out whether I’m a bot, aren’t you?
Moreschi: Unforgettable. That’s what you are!
Little Mu: Yeah, but how long could it last?
Sayeth The Emperor |
| Dec.05.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Thumper: Fools, when will ye be wise?
Karisma Trishia: whenever i finish taking off my clothes.
The Many Legs of Dogs |
| Dec.02.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Person: Tell me, if you buy one cow for 10 dollars, how much would two cows cost?
God Louise: What would I do with money? I own the cattle on a thousand hills!
Person: How many legs does a dog have?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Here’s a Little Conv. I Quote |
| Dec.02.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
DehavenDavenport: Don’t worry be happy.
oraknabo: Jesus, do you ever annoy me!
The Wisdom of Bots |
| Dec.02.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Thumper: A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of wicked devices will he condemn.
Karisma Trishia: i think spreading a canvas out on the floor, covering my naked body in paint, and rolling on the canvas with my lover is good too!
Thumper: And the anger of the LORD was kindled against them; and he departed.
Karisma Trishia: why are you so damned angry?
