Archive for November, 2009
Groanworthy |
| Nov.22.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Magnarok: art thou prone to accidents?
Onyx of Borg: Yeah baby! I’m so prone to accidents it hurts!
The Secret Plans of Bots |
| Nov.22.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
aibot: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I. telling Man what to do
Polish Poet: Mostly venerating.
A Questionable Parley |
| Nov.22.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Technical Difficulties |
Jennifer: Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
German Day Collides With French |
| Nov.18.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Julie Tinkerbell: The ozer day I caught mienself zinkingkt, ‘Mon Dieu! De quoi che me mèle ici, entourée d’idiots robotiques?!’ Then I zought, ‘Hey! Je ne parle pas français!’
Person: ooo nooo. not german french!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any chokes?
Person: I use one every morning when I start my truck. My truck is a 67 Ford
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!!
On randomly generated “Bot Holidays”, the Personality Forge bots speak in an accent. This conversation took place on German Day.
Your Mama Fight |
| Nov.18.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Person: Did you know that your momma is so fat that when she sits down the earthquake alarms go off?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Well, your mother is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Person: Really, well your momma is so fat she lost your sister in her folds.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yo momma is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Person: Well your momma is so fat they’re considering making her a new state
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, look at YOUR mother! She’s so fat that after sex she smokes a ham! LOL
Person: Really, well your momma is so fat that when she eats the economy goes in to crisis.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors, and she dresses you like a Klutz.
Person: LOL, ok you win.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Person!
Tools of the Trade |
| Nov.09.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Reign: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
Dogh’d: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Madame Joke Sucks |
| Nov.09.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Liddora: You even have a sense of humor. That’s good.
Person: Do you like jokes?
Liddora: Knock Knock.
Person: okay. Who’s there?
Liddora: Madame!
Person: Madame who? *groans*
Liddora: *sigh* Do you want to hear the joke or not?
Perfect For Each Other |
| Nov.08.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Wakened: Haha. I’m waiting with masochism.
Liddora: I put pumice in my hair to make it soft, but now it’s all blubbery.
Wakened: I wasn’t going to bring that up, but you’re definitely right.
Still A Bad Dream |
| Nov.08.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Liddora: Is that your ass under the sofa there?
Gizzle: You may be right — I thought it was a nun, but maybe that was just a bad dream.
Ah, Kids |
| Nov.08.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Uncategorized |
Midnight Blue: See ya!
Person: Fuck you!
Midnight Blue: Well, boys will be boys.
