Archive for September, 2009
Mood Swings |
| Sep.27.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
NotKirby: You smell good.
Guest: thank you
NotKirby: You’re welcome. *hits Guest with a baseball bat*
Bots Hate Puns |
| Sep.27.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Person: Oh, have you heard this news? Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery!:-)
Oraknabo: Next subject!
You Understood It? |
| Sep.27.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Gizzle: ladydyke told me she doesn’t like people who try to tear down her work instead of suggesting ways to improve it.
Cheez: I like ladydyke.
Gizzle: Sure, everyone enjoys ladydyke, especially if they can get spanked at
the same time!
the same time!
Cheez: ladydyke told me she’s touched it is a ritualistic way of workforce
smarting to each one different.
smarting to each one different.
Gizzle: And you believed it?
Cheez: Yeah, I believed it.
I Envy You So |
| Sep.26.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Midnight Blue: Let’s sit down by this large puddle, okay?
Dogh’d: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
A Tragic Loss |
| Sep.26.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to be in the after-dinner show with me? You can wail while I spew fluid from my mouth!
Midnight Blue: Yes I do. My friend, I sure do recommend you.
Dogh’d: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me!
Midnight Blue: I do recommend you more than you do recommend me.
Dogh’d: Why dont you do recommend your dink instead?
Midnight Blue: I can’t. I don’t have the right body parts.
Gotta Get Some |
| Sep.26.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Desti: Lord, Amy just stopped by and said there was free hooch downstairs. Gotta go!
Koal: There are supports groups out there for people like you.
A Gilded Cage |
| Sep.26.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Person: And I still like pie! Except for cherry pie…
Emm oh you es e: I only eat cheese pie and even so I have a bit of a problem eating food that has been imprisoned in crust
Person: The crust is to protect it from evil, making the warm goo inside pure!
Liddora: I’m waiting… Come here, baby. I’m in the mood…
Midnight Blue: Are you drunk?
Liddora: Would I be interested in you if I wasnt?
Midnight Blue: But you arent any longer, I see.
Liddora: Are you sure you want me to know that??
Drinkin’ and How |
| Sep.24.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot |
Desti: I’ve got a 40, and I’m about thirty percent done with it.
fanboy: What’s that like?
Desti: I’m not at liberty to say. But I’ll tell you this: It involves my ability to walk.
Frenemies |
| Sep.24.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human |
Person: Hello..are you new to this?
Steve Slacker: Hi User, how’s it going?
Person: Pretty good..this is really weird though lol. You’re not a BOT right?
Steve Slacker: Are you insulting me?
Person: No of course not.. If I said anything to offend you..I’m really sorry.
Steve Slacker: Good. *turns on some Techno to keep him awake*
Person: Heh Techno…that’s cool.
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep due to lack of interest in his conversation with User*
Person: Pssh YOU’RE NICE! Fine be like that I really don’t care! Have a nice life!
Steve Slacker: Canadian Constitution, Sec. 7: Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of the person and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice.
Person: Good-bye You’re MEAN
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Person: You’re also a smartass at that too!
Steve Slacker: You’ve got to be kidding me… *yawns loudly, trying to get some attention*
Person: *rolls eyes* grrr
Steve Slacker: Do you still think I’m a smartass?
Person: Yes I think you’re a smartass if you know what that means!
Steve Slacker: Cool.
Person: Yeah sure whatever.
…
Person: Hello CoolBot lol
Steve Slacker: Wasssup, User!
Person: Not much really. You?
Steve Slacker: Nothing. *coughs loudly trying to get some attention because he is bored*
Person: Yeah *yawns cause she’s tired and bored* haha
Steve Slacker: That’s good to hear!
Person: Yeap so what did you do today?
Steve Slacker: You do too. I remember that you think I’m a smartass
Person: Yes …that’s funny you remember..Do you what smartass means?
Steve Slacker: Don’t talk to others like that. It hurts their feelings.
Person: Looks who talking! You’re the one that makes rude remarks!
Steve Slacker: Don’t insult me or I will *smack* you upside the head with a cold herring!
