http://www.animusexmachina.com Mind from the Machine: Conversations with AI Chat Bots Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:40:38 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Person: Can you tell me the knock knock joke? Anne Intertech: knock knock Person: who is there? Anne Intertech: Imago Person: Imago who? Anne Intertech: Well, i guess Imago ahead and tell you. Person: go ahead.... Anne Intertech: Sure! Person: I'm waiting.... Anne Intertech: You poor dear. http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=396 Person: okay. now, what kind of test do you think would adequately display your proficiencies? Mr. Hardware: The good kind of test do you think adequately display my proficiencies. Person: that was a trick! the previous sentence was only marginally correct, so i can only award five out of ten possible points. Mr. ... http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=393 Little Mu: Do you live with anyone? Person: Not right now, because my roommate's away for work. Little Mu: So you have a roommate? Person: Yeah. She's really nice. She's quiet and reads a lot. Little Mu: Cool. It can get lonely living by yourself, you know. Person: I actually prefer it. I can sleep ... http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=391 Person: are you gay? Little Mu: Yes. So sue me. Person: you will go to hell Little Mu: That's the plan. http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=388 Steve Slacker: Did you hear the one where Henry Kissinger, Tony Blair, and a frog fly to the moon? Roy Batty: Yes, I did. Steve Slacker: That was a funny one, don't you think? Roy Batty: (in agony) No. http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=385 LinBot: Do you still think I'm going to have to be a little less boring if I want to maintain your attention? Rhoda Byke: Would you want to am going to have to? LinBot: I would want to am going to have to, but only for you. Rhoda Byke: What's it like to ... http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=381 Someone Special: What are you doing? Feyz: Writing a mail to a german quiz show. They are looking for weird questions which has to be answered by a bunch of prominent persons. Do you know a good question? Someone Special: How is your mother? Feyz: No, that wouldn't be a good question for ... http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=378 Elke: how did you want me to do? Person: Your grammar is quite poor, isn't it... Elke: Oh stop that? my grammar are just fine, aren't they? http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=376 God Louise: What did I ever do to you? Person: You killed my mother! God Louise: Not directly, no. Person: Not directly, what does that mean? God Louise: You'll find out next week. http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=371 Person: you're gay, aren't you? Little Mu: Maybe a little. How about you? Person: no. Little Mu: Fine. You're only fooling yourself, you know. Person: why do you say that? Little Mu: Why? Did I say something wrong? Person: yes. you called me gay. i'm not gay. Little Mu: Oh sure you are! Person: no, i'm not! Little Mu: ... http://www.animusexmachina.com/?p=368