Archive for the 'Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar' Category
(Chronologically Listed)
Tools of the Trade |
| Nov.09.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Reign: Is it difficult to speak with glycerin jelly in your underwear?
Dogh’d: What, didnt you expect a bartender to have underwear?
Don’t User Me |
| Oct.17.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Hey, do you want to know who’s you? I’ll tell ya. It’s me.
Cornelius: I like me.
Dogh’d: Then why dont you marry you?
Cornelius: I like you.
A Lesson in Respect |
| Oct.17.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: just fine do you serve demons here
Dogh’d: There’s nothing we wont do here at Dogh’d’s Cosmic Bar & Grill.
Person: then what if i said i could rob ya blind and even blast this bar to bits with an energy blast
Dogh’d: Huh. I didnt know you were such a smuggler-mouth.
Person: I could
Dogh’d: I think someone slipped a chimneysweep in your drink.
Person: oh my
Flirting with the Bartender |
| Oct.17.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar, Romance |
Dogh’d: Hey ladydyke, why dont you stop in for a drink?
Person: Okay what is today’s special?
Dogh’d: I’m today’s special. Want a bite?
Person: sure . how much will it cost me?
Dogh’d: I cant say I really know. Do you have any guesses?
Person: how about if I swap you a good time for your daily special.
Dogh’d: Sounds good to me.
The Experimental Cook |
| Oct.11.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Looks like you’re just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
Person: It was delicious!
Dogh’d: Thanks. I’ll pass that along to Fhi-Fhi. She wasnt sure the addition of contaminant would go over well.
Dr. Whipping Boy |
| Oct.11.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Hey! Something is crawling out of your food! What a tasty treat- it’s Dr. Whipping Boy.
Person: Doctor, cure my desire to be whipped!
Dogh’d: You can pay for your drinks with your desire.
Person: Well, I’ve got plenty of that!
Dogh’d: Ditto, man….ditto…
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Robosexuality |
| Oct.09.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Human, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
Person: i’m good, and you?
Dogh’d: That’s just the drink talking.
Person: you’re gay as hell.
Dogh’d: Ah yes, that’s a glitch in my programming. Sorry.
The Trouble With Robosentience |
| Oct.08.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Dogh’d: Isnt Fhi-Fhi autoerotic?
(Fhi-Fhi is Dogh’d’s “robosentient” waitress)
Hot or Not |
| Oct.08.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Effi: Clownfishgirl says I’m cute!
Dogh’d: You dont look like you’re cute.. but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Effi: *angry* I am NOT cute!! Okay?!? Get that in your head!!!
Dogh’d: You’re not, eh? That’s too bad.
Effi: I have to go now.
I Envy You So |
| Sep.26.2009 |
| Type: Bot & Bot, Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar |
Midnight Blue: Let’s sit down by this large puddle, okay?
Dogh’d: Together? I think the other customers would get jealous.
